Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Day 22 - F*ck Crutches

This sucks. My calf in my right leg is as soft as a prepubescent overweight teenage boy's left tit who is actually borderline obese because he spend too much time inside on his rear end playing video games with his right hand or watching mini-star trek marathons all day with his right hand as well.

I am soo over crutches and being handicap and getting sympathy cat and having people hold doors for me and bring me my food and not being able to work out my beautiful legs (thank you lady on the train this summer, that compliment really meant a lot).

Let's see what Doctor d*ck head says tomorrow.

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